| Hovercrafts Specifications |

| Pre-race tuition |
| Two stage competition |
| Pursuit flying in relays |
| Slalom racing |
| Precision parking! |
| Top range of crash helmets |
| Fully trained marshals |
| Trophies for the winners! |
| Bubbly for the winners! |
| Endless laughter guaranteed! |

For your safety, trained marshals will supervise this event at all times. |
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First of all we give everyone time to get used to 'flying' the craft (that's the official jargon). They're not the easiest things to manoeuvre, but everyone generally gets the hang of it fairly quickly. Once you've got to grips with your craft, it's time to head off round the field and build up some speed. |
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| And now the fun really starts! The first competitive stage is pursuit-flying around the field, based on a relay format with two teams. Then just when you thought you couldn't laugh any harder, the next challenge is to manoeuvre your airborne craft through the slalom and finally park it precisely where we tell you to. No, really. |
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